Dear brother,
Went to visit you at your flat but
you weren’t there, so I had sex
with Lestrade in your kitchen.
I’d rather not tell you exactly
where in the kitchen.
Deduce.- MH
Yes yes this!
Sex wars? I think so.
Response.
Sherlock,
I came to ask you to take a case related to national security. You weren’t in, so I had sex with Lestrade in your chair.
Game, set, match.
-MH
(Source: avengersaccumulate)
